ARSE:
(Another Really Stupid Exam);
the two versions are used alternatively to screen and to diagnose
R-CIS
Big ARSE:
The
official test instrument designed to diagnose R-CIS; it is normed
using a cross-section of the population and is statistically sound
in terms of both reliability and validity
Cranial:
Related
to the skull
Cranial Rectalitis:
(CRI) a milder form of
Recto-Cranial Inversion Syndrome. CRI is also a common
syndrome, which can strike all people of all nationalities. The
syndrome is similar to R-CIS in both effects and symptoms, however
it is a temporary condition if diagnosed and treated early.
Patients with CRI are usually cured within a timeframe of a few
hours to a few weeks. Aftereffects of CRI tend to be mild, if
any occur.
Inversion:
a. the process or result of a
reversal of position;
b. the condition of being
turned inward
Little ARSE:
The official screening
instrument utilized by trained personnel to screen for the
possibility of R-CIS; failure to pass this screening automatically
calls for, among other evaluation procedures, the application of the
Big ARSE; also known as the R-CIS Risk Test; also known as the
Abhorrent Behavior Checklist (ABC); also known as the Big
Underachieving Thought Troll Exam (BUTT Exam), or in its revised
version, the Big Underachieving Thought Troll Exam -Revised (BUTT-R
Exam)
Recto:
Related to the terminal part of
the colon
Recto-Cranial Inversion
Syndrome:
This syndrome is characterized
by the abnormal proximity of the cranial cavity to the terminal part
of the intestine. The resulting inversion adversely affects the
following senses: sight, hearing, smell, and taste, as sensory input
is severely limited. Once past the initial stages, verbal
output is no longer connected to sensory input. The resulting
abnormality is quite evident as rectocephalic disfigurement (rcd) of
varying degrees. The severity of such disfigurement is
directly proportional to the duration of the syndrome, while
frequency of attacks is statistically significant.
Rectocephalic Disfigurement
(RCD); an abnormality of varying degrees resulting from the onset of R-CIS; the severity of RCD is directly proportional to the duration of the syndrome; the frequency of RCD attacks is statistically significant.
Syndrome:
A group of signs and symptoms
that occur together and characterize a particular abnormality
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